Three Daughters

[handplane]

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the

responsibility to marry the perfect woman so

they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a Thibodeaux who had three stunning,

gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.

So he explained his mission to Thibodeaux,

asking for permission to marry one of them.

Tibodeaux simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,

so you came to the right place. Mey Look 'em over and pick the one you

want."

The man dated the first daughter.

The next day Thibodeaux asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,

not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

Thibodeaux nodded and suggested the man date one

of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, Thibodeaux again asked how things went.

"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,

not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

Thibodeaux nodded and suggested he date the third girl

to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born.

When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was

the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He

rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing

could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained Tibodeaux,

"Mey you see she was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...

pregnant when you met her."

[blim]

Much more than a wee bit funny!! Good one, Handplane, thanks

Liz

[tg1911]

:lol: