Three Nuns Died And Went To Heaven

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Three nuns died and went to heaven.

St. Peter met them at the gate and told them that since they had been so very good in their past lives, God was going to let them go back and be whoever they wanted to be.

The first nun was very flat-chested and she asked to be Dolly Parton. Poof! She was Dolly!

The second nun was very shy, so she asked to be Hilary Clinton, and so

she was sent back as Hilary.

The last nun looked at St. Peter and asked to be Alice Kapipaleen.

Peter said that he was unfamiliar with that person, so he had to go look

the name up in his records. He came back a while later and told the nun that there had never been anyone born by that name.

The nun reachedinto her purse and pulled out a newspaper clipping. "

Maybe this will help", she said.

Peter read the article, laughed out loud and said, "Sister, that was the Alaskan Pipeline that was laid by 50,000 men!"