Rednecks Rash

[martymas]

A woman from Arkansas walks in her Doctor's office complaining about a sore

rash on parts of the body

She said"Doc, check out this rash,,it's very painful, sometimes I can't walk

for a few days"

So he checks her out to find her parts was almost down to the raw skin.

Doctor asked her when she started this rash.

"Oh it comes and goes, seems it only happens when it rains outside" she

said.

"Ok, the next time it rains and the rash starts up again, come on to the

office and I'll check it out again"

2 weeks later on a rainy day, she barely makes it in the office and tells

the doctor, "Well Doc, check it out, it's raining and the rash is coming

back.

He props her up on the table and does his inspection, walks away then

returns. Snip Snip Snip Snip the Doctor goes.

He tells her to get off the table and walk around a bit.

She walks around and says"Doc, it feels a little bit better, but it's still

sore"

He gets her back on the table, goes Snip Snip Snip and tells her to get up

once again.

This time the woman walks a few steps and says. "Geez it feels a lot better

now Doc, What did you do?"

The Doctor replied, " I just cut off 2 inches off the top of your rubber

boots"