martymas Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 a.. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. b.. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me. c.. The Earth Is Full - Go Home. d.. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. e.. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. f.. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? g.. The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name. h.. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. i.. Iliterate? Write For Help. j.. Honk If Anything Falls Off. k.. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. l.. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit. m.. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. n.. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! o.. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. p.. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? q.. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! r.. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) s.. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. t.. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. u.. Boldly Going Nowhere. v.. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. w.. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. x.. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. y.. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? z.. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. aa.. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch. ab.. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! ac.. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. ad.. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. ae.. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. af.. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. ag.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.-------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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