bozodog Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 Life Before the Computer - an application was for employment; a program was a TV show; a cursor used profanity; a keyboard was a piano; memory was something that you lost with age; a CD was a bank account; if you had a 31/4 inch floppy, you hoped nobody found out!Compress was something you did to garbageNot something you did to a fileAnd if you unzipped anything in publicYou'd be in jail for awhile!Log on was adding wood to a fireHard drive was a long trip on the roadA mouse pad was where a mouse livedAnd a backup happened to your commode!Cut - you did with a pocket knifePaste you did with glueA web was a spider's homeAnd a virus was the flu!I guess I'll stick to my pad and paperAnd the memory in my headI hear nobody's been killed in a computer crashBut when it happens they wish they were dead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 best I've seen in a while Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 Yes!!!! And techies wonder why noobs like me get confused.....Not to mention a boot was foot apparell and browse meant shopping! Sending this one on! Thanks, Bozodog.Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamuskrat Posted July 31, 2005 Report Share Posted July 31, 2005 Excellent...it's a keeper. Note: Surfing: something done at the beach. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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