Brave Heart

[martymas]

filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to

throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He

also invited rufus, the only black in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his

mansion. rufus was having a good time drinking,

dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all

the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft

man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million

dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud

splash and everyone turned around and saw

rufus in the pool!

rufus was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! rufus was

jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,

throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator

on the tail and flipping the gator through

the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both rufus and

the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally rufus

strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime

store goldfish. rufus then slowly climbed

out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, rufus, I reckon I owe you a

million dollars."

"No suh, dat's okay. I ain't want em," said rufus.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.You won

the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No suh, dat's okay. I ain't want em," answered rufus.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That

was amazing.How about a new Porsche

and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again rufus said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, rufus, then what do you want?"

rufus said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in

the pool !!"