tg1911 Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during this exam werequite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actualcomments made by his patients (predominately male) while he wasperforming their colonoscopies:1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gonebefore!"2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"3. "Can you hear me NOW?"4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."And the best one of all...13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not upthere." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 Love number 13."Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not upthere." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 Love number 13."Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not upthere."<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Heh, me to.Good ones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dragon Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 i'm sendign this to my father, he just had one done last monday lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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