handplane Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle thebeautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio thePhysician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, ifapplied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests hadshown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as theantidote to cure the itch.The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidotefor the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for thenext four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous andmagnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatiothe Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared lessand, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matterto the King, shooed him away with no payment made.The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the sameitching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summonedNick the Dragon Slayer...The moral of the story - - Pay Your Bills. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 :lol:That'll teach him! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 ouch ouch D@mn handplane...i just passed ice tea thru my nose... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Dang funny... I share them also..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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