Cows, Constitution, And Carlin

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Cows, Constitution, and Carlin

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government

can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the

stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her

calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal

aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a

cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we

just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's

worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit

Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,

judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

And last but not least . .

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart......

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and

Michael Jackson are still walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take

the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and

haul her ass off to jail."

[Bubba Bob]

it's

worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

HAHAHA!!!

How true that is.

Good laughs

[marko_tomas13]

LOL those are good.

[robroy]

Oh so very sad and true

What does that say about human ability to cast worthwile votes

Pretty much non existant, especially in local politics.

We just had city councillor arrested for drug dealing and a magistrate for forgery