martymas Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we putinto our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, yearsago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinesefood is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none ofus realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinkingwater. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and weall have already, or will, eat it.Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief andsuffering for years after eating it?"After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front rowraised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Amen, brother!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 I"ll have to remember this one at my wedding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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