Marooned

[tg1911]

An Aussie, a dog and a sheep were shipwrecked and after some weeks the sheep looked very

desirable to the chap. However, the dog was a sheep dog and trained to look after the flock,

so when the man became amorous and put his arm around the sheep, the dog growled and moved

towards him. Too scared to take chances the Aussie decided it was not worth getting bitten by

the dog so avoided the sheep.

A week later he could not believe his eyes when he saw a really pretty girl walk towards them.

She said she had also been shipwrecked and managed to float around until she found land. After

checking her out for a couple of days he decided to make his move. He put his arm around her

and asked whether she would do him a favour. She smiled shyly up at him and said, "Of course,

I would love to!"

He said to her, "Could you, please, take that bloody dog for a walk."