Vile_DR Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:1. The season opened today.2. There is no limit.3. They taste just like chicken.4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Sounds like a plan... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tg1911 Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
handplane Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 And for a navy, the Pentagon can start with Chappy's post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Where do I sign upI'm a redneck, I'm a redneck and I don't care Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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