Teaching Lessons For The Thoughtful

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A man was standing in line at a check-out counter of a

grocery store and was very surprised when a very

attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face

was beaming. He gave her that "Who are you look," and

couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then,

noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake

and apologized.

"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first

saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my

children," and walked out of the store. The guy

dummbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell

is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman

who can't keep track of who fathers her children!

Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her,"

he thought but, MAYBE .... during one of the wild

parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps

he did father her child! He ran from the store and

caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the

girl I met at a party in college at my fraternity

house and then we got really

drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in

front of everyone?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face.

"I'm your son's second grade teacher!"

[echobay]

DOH

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