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A guy is at a nearby motel, he calls the local pd and says "you need to get a unit down here to ______________ motel". The officer on the phone asks "what is the problem?". The guy tells the officer that "there is a woman down here bleeding to death". The officer then inquired again "what happened?". The man again stated that there was a woman bleeding to death. The officer says "look you just don't bleed to death, something is the root cause." the man on the phone then tells the officer..."she has the CLAP". The officer replies ..."you don't bleed to death when you have the CLAP".

The man on the phone says "you do when you give it to me".

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