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A man cancels his out-of-state business trip when his wife gets a severe cold, which amoung other things, causes her voice to be very deep for several days. The couple goes to bed, but at midnight the telephone rings. The man answers it.

"Hello?"

"What?" asked the husband. "How should I know? I live in Phoenix."

He hangs up and his wife asks, "Who was it, dear?" The husband

replies, "Just a wrong number. Some idiot wanted to know if the

coast was clear."

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