Ghosts

[tg1911]

A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the

supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people

here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do

any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone

here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of

you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his

glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has

ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and

tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make

his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the

professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I'da sworn you said "Goats."

[Vile_DR]

Dirty, dirty, dirty...LOL...LOL...LOL....