tg1911 Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of thesupernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many peoplehere believe in ghosts?"About 90 students raise their hands.Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, doany of you think you have seen a ghost?"About 40 students raise their hands.That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyonehere ever talked to a ghost?"About 15 students raise their hand.Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"3 students raise their hands."That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any ofyou ever made love to a ghost?"Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off hisglasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one hasever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here andtell us about your experience."The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to makehis way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, theprofessor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I'da sworn you said "Goats." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Dirty, dirty, dirty...LOL...LOL...LOL.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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