handplane Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 The Why's of Men (adult) 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a perfected specimen) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know...... it never happened) C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mawood1231 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 That is just too funny!! I laughed the whole time I was reading it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Another Guy Smack Down...although...halariously funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Really funny stuff handplane Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 love it roflmao again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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