handplane Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A: Shoot him again.Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung?A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.Q: Why do little boys whine?A: Because they are practicing to be men.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?A: Trustworthy.Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?A: To stop the snoring before it startsQ: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.Q: What is the difference between men and women ... ?A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder "Instructions Manuals". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Ouch Handplane, Very Ouch...but very very very funny... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robroy Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 extreme ouch, gotta hide them before the wife gets ideas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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