martymas Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 The Five Best Things About Retirement[or Working For Nothing] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------1. you get to get in the kitchen and cook the vittles the way you like them [mmm grits and hocks] 2.you get to wash your own clothes the way you want[sometimes when the wife was mad, she starched my boxers. I once accidentally javexed my wifes favorite T shirt, that was worse than giving her an iron for her birthday.] 3. your sex life improves[As long as your wife does'nt find out and she'd think it was BS cause she really knows you.] 4. you get to change the grandkids diapers cause you do it for free and your always home.[saves paying a babysitter] Kids are always thinking of you. 5. you can always take off whenever you want cause you have nothing to tie you down.[Yeh,right, except for the garden, the lawn, the dog, the cat etc,] And for those that are still working, don't take you jobs too seriously. There's more imprtant things in life than money.[Like I care if you lose your house and car]. And remember that old saying when you think you and your job are so important "stick your hand in a pail of water and when the ripples recede, thats how much you'll be missed" , especially if your the boss!! And thats my story and I'm stickin' to it.marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bearskin Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 good one marty...the one I like best is "EVERYDAY IS SUNDAY".. or monday, which ever you perfer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I am so far off the make, retirement kinda makes me tired when i think about it. I have about 90+ years until i retire being that i am still quite young...thanks for the snark Marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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