hitest Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 : The Etiquette classShort & Great Regarding manners and etiquette: During a good manners and etiquette class, the teachersays to her students: "If you were courting a welleducated young girl from a prominent family, andduring a dinner for two you needed to go to thetoilet, what would you say to her?"Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a leak"The teacher says : "That would be very rude andimproper on your part."Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to thetoilet, I'll be back in a minute."The teacher says : "That's much better but to mentionthe word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for amoment. I have to go shake hands with a personalfriend, whom I hope, to be able to introduce to youafter dinner."The teacher passed out.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vile_DR Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 OMG....i want to be in the class....i would learn how to be more a smart-ass and probably be kicked out of class more... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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