Red Necks

[martymas]

you hear about the Tennessee redneck who passed away and left

his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?

She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?

The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally

involved.

What's the most popular pickup line in Tennessee?

Nice tooth.

How do you know when you're staying in Tennessee?

When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink"

and the front desk says "go ahead".

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?

There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age in

Tennessee to 32?

Seems that they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Tennessee? A documentary.

What do they call them in Kentucky? Life styles of the rich and

famous.

How many Tennessee rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?

Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have

been called a teethbrush.

Did you hear about the $3,000,000.00 Tennessee state lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

Did you hear that the Governor's mansion in Nashville burned

down?

Yep, pertinear took out the whole trailer park.

What's the best thing to come out of Tennessee?

I-40

A Tennessee State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He

says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

The driver says, " 'bout what"?

A new law recently passed in Tennessee: When a couple gets

divorced, they are still brother and sister.

What do you get when you have 32 Tennesseans in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told

Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you

live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of

Eucalyptus Drive" The operator asked "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag

her over to Oak St. and you pick her up there?"

[KeithLDick]

Marty Marty Marty.... hehe

Don't have many rednecks down there were you are do they??... hehehehehe

[martymas]

yo keith.

they are in all societys

unfortunately .

black red white all races.

have you heard from sultan.

i think he is angry with some one on the board.

pity .because he is a good guy and is alwaus trying to help some one.

i think he unsubscribed from g4 and world start.

i cant find a way to pm him .

about a week ago i pmed him but he sent a meaage back to say he hadent recieved it.

when he read that i had tried to get in touch.

hows tricks with you

marty

[KeithLDick]

No I haven't heard from Sultan..... I'm not sure what's up with him...

Nothing new here, still *No Job* and I'm Broke..

[martymas]

can you get a gig plaing fpr small change .

over here we can get little jobs playing for coffebars small restr.

not big pay but i living .

here and australia there is always plenty of work for working bands.

tho im retired i have been offered several jobs playing bass .

for small time groups.

ive done a coupla.

but the music is to loud and rap isnt my thing.

so i leave to the younger ones.

marty

[blim]

Thanks, Marty,

Sending that one to a sister in Kentucky and a nephew in Tennesee!!

*I'm sure I read a post or two from Sultan yesterday at G4Tech Support--although he didn't post any pictures and he usually has such great ones--I can't imagine, but maybe he is having some computer trouble and thats why he has been scarce??

Liz

[Vile_DR]

I live pretty close to a big "redneck" spot in Jacksonville FL called middleburg, you won't find it on the map...and i don't want to know what goes on down there...