Italian secret to a Long Marriage

[Peaches]

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband's

marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was

approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share

some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all

these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her

nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for

the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the

husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your

50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, "I'ma gonna go pick her up."