The Ranch

[hitest]

A State Trooper stops at a ranch up in Montana and talks with the old ranch owner.

He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Trooper verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority

of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket

and removing his badge. The official proudly displays it to the farmer.

'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on

any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?

Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Trooper running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.

The Trooper is clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and

yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge! Show him your f***ing badge!'

[irregularjoe]

A State Trooper stops at a ranch up in Montana and talks with the old ranch owner.

He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Trooper verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority

of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket

and removing his badge. The official proudly displays it to the farmer.

'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on

any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?

Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Trooper running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.

The Trooper is clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and

yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge! Show him your f***ing badge!'

I love it!