The Importance Of Walking

[Peaches]

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years old

To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing

Home at $7000 per month.

My grandpa started walking

Five miles a day when he was 60.

Now he's 97 years old

And we don't know where he is.

I like long walks,

Especially when they are taken

By people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking

Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,

Before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year,

Spent about 400 bucks.

Haven't lost a pound.

Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word ' exercise ' ,

I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,

But fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day

Is so when you die, they'll say,

'Well, she looks good doesn't she. '

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

Start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise

The last few years, just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,

Because there's a lot more information in our heads.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much

About how I look,

I just find a Happy Hour

And by the time I leave,

I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends

But just e-mail it to them!