hitest Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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davidjuan Posted Thursday at 01:25 PM Report Share Posted Thursday at 01:25 PM Wow, this story gave me a good laugh! On a side note, speaking of people working hard on home improvement, if you ever need professional help like painting or even fixing your roof, there are some great roofers in Fresno who can get the job done without all the sweat and ski jackets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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