Peaches Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Investment tips With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks! Watch for these consolidations in later this year: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa . 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organ ization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally... 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Aww man, I would LOVE to work for a company called MMMGood! (Pouponpants, not so much.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I invest as well. So far I'm up 13%.Vanguard--->Roth IRA (tax free capital gains) -----> ETF (Exchange Traded Funds) -----> Emerging Markets ------> Hold for 5 or more years Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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