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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue,

and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake --

Where does the glue go?

--Rita Rudner

Not hard to figure that out ... on the hips!! :P There's a saying and it goes like this ... "once on the lips, forever on the hips".

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