garmanma Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 How come wrong numbers are never busy?Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?Why is it that night falls but day breaks?Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?Do pilots take crash-courses?Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?How do you get off a non-stop flight?How do you write zero in Roman numerals?If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical questions? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 ... Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? ... I always thought "Slow Children" signs were funny. So they're not as bright as the other children, why do you have to advertise the fact? Sheesh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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