martymas Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 take a look at some of these things which many of our grand children will experiencemartyHEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled -up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what....NOTHING will happen . No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubba Bob Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 (edited) LOL!!!Best laugh Ive had today Marty. Good one Worst part, It's all mostly coming true... A bit exagerated, but coming. Edited February 15, 2008 by Bubba Bob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 :D Copy, Paste, Spread around and thanks, Marty! Still laughing about Mexifornia Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted February 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 it is tongue cheek predictionsiloved this one[baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped]marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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