tuxedojericho Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 (edited) Jesus, Moses, and an old man were golfing in heaven one day.Moses is the first to tee off. He hits his tee shot, and it starts to go directly for the water. Moses hold up his hands and the waters part. The balls rolls along the path and up on he green, where it lands three foot from the cup.Jesus tees off, and his shot goes directly to the water as well. However, once his ball gets there, it just rolls over top of the water and lands three foot from the hole.The old man tees off and his ball goes directly into the water, where it is swallowed by a fish, the fish is then eaten by a diving pelican, and then the pelican then coughs up the ball, which goes directly in the cup.Moses looks over at Jesus and tells him, "This is the last time we go golfing with your dad." Edited February 9, 2008 by TuxedoJericho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 What a terrific first post, Tux and welcome to Besttechie's!Passing that one on! Thanks! Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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