JSKY Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 To Be 6 Again.. A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb a$$!"The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 Funny stuff, man:-) My wife liked that one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dan72 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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irregularjoe Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Thanks for the laugh.I REALLY needed it tonight! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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