sultan_emerr Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 ... Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Huh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Classics!!!! Thanks Sultan, sending that offLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 good one sultan marty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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