martymas Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 MOODS OF A WOMAN================An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,a woman is a bundle of contradiction,She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milkAt times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad!MOODS OF A MAN================hor------ny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Honda_Boy Posted December 5, 2007 Report Share Posted December 5, 2007 HAHA!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 Yeeeaaauuuup. Except you forgot "hungry" Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted December 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 sorry liz i forgot there are lady postersmy apppligysmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) Not a problem, Marty, the joke is funny whether you're male or female!(in fact, actually a little funnier for the ladies )Liz Edited December 6, 2007 by blim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deaf_girl Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 I'll go with blim on this one.And the guys one is right on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garmanma Posted December 6, 2007 Report Share Posted December 6, 2007 And the guys one is right onNot ALLL the time Mark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deaf_girl Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 My mistake. There are those times you fill with beer and sports Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted December 7, 2007 Report Share Posted December 7, 2007 Ha, I was gonna add that sometimes we're asleep, so, no, not ALL the time. (Oh wait, that happens even when we're asleep ... drat.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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