martymas Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 This is for you -- all my loving, (exhausted) teachers . . .not only in the classroom, but for you mothers who "teach" at home too !!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Maria.____________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________________________________________TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!__________________________________________TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.___________________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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blim Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 "TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables."I think John was originally named Aron--that is SO something Son would do!!! (and any reason to hop out of his desk! ) Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted December 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 yes liz arnt little people honestand straight to the pointit is a pity they have to grow up and learn adult tricksmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
echobay Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 To cute marty! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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