martymas Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Believe it or not, these are real 911 calls!Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?*********************************************************************************Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.Dispatcher: Excuse me?Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!*********************************************************************************Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.Dispatcher: Yes, Ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.*********************************************************************************Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.Dispatcher: Is this her first child?Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!*********************************************************************************Dispatcher: 9-1-1Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?Caller: No.Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?Caller: Running from the Police. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Good one, marty! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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