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ive posted this before but i love it so much ime posting it again

A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit" St. Peter asked?

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattoo ed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the s@#$% out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago..."

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you mention bikers

some weeks ago i was crossing the rd

when two bikers probably doing 120kmp

in a built up zone

couldent take the corner

the one on the inside crashed into the footpath barrier

and the other who was watching his mate

crashed into a house section

with out killing any one

when they went past me i thought i wished they would crash

so they must have read my thoughts

and lo and behold they both walked away unhurt

wasnt i dissappointed

yes i was


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