martymas Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth Dolly Partonand Queen Elizabethdie on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should get into Heaven.Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity."The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.The angel chuckles and says, "Okay, Your Majesty, you may go in."Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and gets in! Would you explain that to me?""Sorry, Dolly," says the angel,but, even in Heaven, a royal flushbeats a pair - no matter how big they are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 :D Groannnn......Oh, gotta pass that one on. Thanks, MartyLiz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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