deaf_girl Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonThings That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk1. Specificity2. Anti-unconstitutionality3. Passive-aggressive disorder4. Tran substantiateThings That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me!3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.7. I'm not interested in fighting you.8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to piss in this parking lot or on the road side.10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Heh-heh, good stuff, deaf_girl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 :D I can't say "Preliminary' when I'm SOBER!!! Good one, thanks Deafgirl, passing that on Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bozodog Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 LOL! That one is on the way to make many folks laugh. Thanx! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Specsssiffffficcccity.See..... I could say it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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