deaf_girl Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 I want to join this church dammit!A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?""Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!""I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?""There IS no damn problem!," the man says. "Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.""I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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