martymas Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"So then the rancher leaves for the fields.After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?""That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very confidently.Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Heh-heh:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blim Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 LOL!!! There's an Old Wives Tale about hanging a "fertile man's" pants in the bedroom when a couple is trying to conceive a baby....my parents had 5 kids in 5 years and my Dad's Britches were a standing joke with folks wondering if he rented them out....Wish they had a computer, they'd get a laugh out of this joke!Liz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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martymas Posted August 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 (edited) hi team i hope this isnt offensive to some of youor look at it with a broadminded viewi saw this peformed on stage in a public fun show WHITE WOMEN> > First date:You get to kiss her goodnight.> Second date:You get to grope all over and make out.> Third date :You get to have s--, but only in the missionary position.> > IRISH WOMEN> > First Date:You both get blind drunk and have s--> Second Date:You both get blind drunk and have s--> 20th Anniversary:You both get blind drunk and have s--> > ITALIAN WOMEN> > First Date:You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.> Second Date:You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.> Third Date:You have s--, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat > ring.> 5th Anniversary:You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of > having s--.> 6th Anniversary:You find yourself a girlfriend.> > JEWISH WOMEN> > First Date:You get dynamite head.> Second Date:You get more great head.> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.> > CHINESE WOMEN> > First date:You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.> Second date:You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens > again.> Third date:You don't even get to the third date and you already realized > nothing is going to happen.> > > INDIAN WOMEN> > First date:Meet her parents.> Second date:Set the date of the wedding.> Third date:Wedding night.> > > BLACK WOMEN> > First Date:You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.> Second Date:You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.> Tenth Date:She's pregnant by someone other than you.> > > MEXICAN WOMEN> > First Date:You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have > sex in the back of her car.> Second Date:She's pregnant.> Third Date:She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his > girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, > her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend > and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of > your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along > the Rio Grande.> > > The POINT?> > DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?> Edited August 9, 2007 by martymas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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