martymas Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 DEAR DIARY. DAY ONEI am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and makeup. I'm really excited._______________________________________________DEAR DIARY. DAY TWOWe spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man._______________________________________________DEAR DIARY. DAY THREEI spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.__________________________________DEAR DIARY. DAY FOURWent to the ship's casino ... did OK . won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband._______________________________________________DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVEWent back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside . The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't come to his cabin for the night, he would sink the ship. I wasappalled._______________________________________________DEAR DIARY. DAY SIXI saved 1600 lives today... Twice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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hitest Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Good one, Marty! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 hi team try this to read it properly pull the corner of your eyes so you look asian and then read the puzzle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 hi team try this to read it properly pull the corner of your eyes so you look asian and then read the puzzleMarty, where do you find these things?Whenever I need a laugh all I need to do is find your latest post.Keep them coming! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 hi joeime a member of internet newsand some times i go to the jokes sectionor the humor option as well ime not sure if you remember bill mallenson who came from techtv.c.f.hhe sends me heapshe is a member of this boardand www.worldstarthe knows plenty of jokesmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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