martymas Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbours, turn up the sound blaster. To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you lose your car keys, click on "find". "Help" with the chores is just a click away. You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash. We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately. To feel like a new person, click on "refresh". Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse. To undo a mistake, click on "back". Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update". If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Thanks for the laugh Marty. I needed it.Joe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 yes joe i saw your other postdam mongrelsmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 They all make sense, but maybe I'm being a gloomy-Gus here -- I can also think of ways that life is like a computer that are bad. Needing constant maintenance and care, getting replaced by a newer model, unexplained "glitches" in the hardware and software, etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 hi JD i agree and ive been through a few of thosenot so much these days but i get a few hitchesmarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Great stuff, marty! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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