To All My Friends

[martymas]

Today local police found a man's body in a park nearby. They describe him

as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly butt and a Small Wiener.

Let me know if you're OK.

Your Concerned Friend.

Have a good day.

[JDoors]

That's just mean!

Does remind me when a friend gave me a newspaper clipping of an arrest. "Remind you of anyone?" she asked. I said the first name that came to mind, someone we'd known a few years back. Yup, it was him being arrested, it was just something he'd do.

[martymas]

yes JD

some people fit that catergory

next to where i live is a pub

and on sunday all the clients were redesigning the

the yard it must be a quarter acre section

when i asked them how much did they get paid

they all said we got three free jugs of beer

and it was ajob that would have cost many thousands of $

so people are slaves to alchahol

as i dont drink my self

i was disgusted

all that work for 3 jugs of beer

and as you said you can pick em

they were predictable

marty

[JDoors]

Hey, don't knock tradition! Backyard decks would never get built and people would never be able to move to a new house or apartment if it weren't for the free beer offered to those willing to help.

[irregularjoe]

Hey, don't knock tradition! Backyard decks would never get built and people would never be able to move to a new house or apartment if it weren't for the free beer offered to those willing to help.

So THAT"S why my deck never got built! ....I shouldn't have drunk all the beer myself!

[JDoors]

Remember, if you ever need to move you need just two things:

1) Beer.

2) A friend with a pickup truck.