martymas Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Today local police found a man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly butt and a Small Wiener.Let me know if you're OK.Your Concerned Friend.Have a good day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 That's just mean! Does remind me when a friend gave me a newspaper clipping of an arrest. "Remind you of anyone?" she asked. I said the first name that came to mind, someone we'd known a few years back. Yup, it was him being arrested, it was just something he'd do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martymas Posted July 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 yes JD some people fit that catergorynext to where i live is a puband on sunday all the clients were redesigning the the yard it must be a quarter acre section when i asked them how much did they get paid they all said we got three free jugs of beer and it was ajob that would have cost many thousands of $so people are slaves to alchaholas i dont drink my self i was disgustedall that work for 3 jugs of beerand as you said you can pick em they were predictablemarty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Hey, don't knock tradition! Backyard decks would never get built and people would never be able to move to a new house or apartment if it weren't for the free beer offered to those willing to help. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irregularjoe Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Hey, don't knock tradition! Backyard decks would never get built and people would never be able to move to a new house or apartment if it weren't for the free beer offered to those willing to help. So THAT"S why my deck never got built! ....I shouldn't have drunk all the beer myself! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Remember, if you ever need to move you need just two things:1) Beer.2) A friend with a pickup truck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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