Those Blonds Again


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A year in the life of a BLOND.

Kinda silly.. but anyways...

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print

labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6

months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Cool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of

water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a

slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped

because soft-top was open..

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour

per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"

button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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