martymas Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 A year in the life of a BLOND.Kinda silly.. but anyways...January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to printlabels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6months.....box said "2-4 years!"April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!May - Tried to make Cool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups ofwater won't fit into those little packets!!!June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with aslope.July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swampedbecause soft-top was open..September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hourper pound and I weigh 108 !!!December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"button on the stupid phone!!!What a year!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDoors Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Still my favorite: Why'd the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said "concentrate." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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