Pay Attention

[martymas]

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT BIT OF INFORMATION, THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED.

First-year students at Auburn University's Vet School were receiving their

first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the

surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is

necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you

not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the

butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students

freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns

sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The

second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger

and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."

[JDoors]

I actually pulled that trick (switching fingers) using something nasty which I won't describe because you might throw up ... just like someone watching me did. Like, instantaneous, projectile vomiting. HIL-larious.