martymas Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 hi all this applys to my country not sure about othersThe 11th HusbandA young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?""Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, .he didn't know when he would be able todeliver."Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years toresearch, implement, and design a new state of the-art method."Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him. "But nowthat I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "You're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitest Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 Heh-heh, good stuff, Marty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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