Some Quotes That Are True


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here are some truthful quotes

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at

all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark

to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many

people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else

looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.

It could be a right number.

13. Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team

is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like

it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size

bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD

LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden

Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry

in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you

are probably dead.

[11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.]

my favourite

marty

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... like 'em all, particularly:

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

If only this thought could make a difference.

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

Too true!

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job

Cute.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.

Chilling thought.

Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

Well put!

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